How do you pump more energy into a burger. BBQ sauce is 60% sugar. Plenty of meat and protein. But the bun? What if you pretty much soaked the bun in sugar and topped it with pink sugar?
These burgers are for Dave – from John Birmingham’s latest novel Emergence: A Dave Hooper Novel – to help fuel his endless fight against the demon horde! You should totally go buy it right now.
Donut and burger
Tomato and caramelised onion
Traditional American burger in a fucking donut? Five bullet riddled stars.
There’s no easy way to say this – the donut burger was awesome. I was completely dreading this one, I’m not sweet toothed (give me a plate of lollies and a plate of salami and olives, it’s salami and olives every time) and I haven’t eaten a donut in years but the total overkill of sugar just blew my mind. Never again, totally awesome.
Estimated minutes of helping Dave:
Gotta be at least two hours. Hands down best burger for Dave to consume.
“Donuts. Is there anything they can’t do?” Homer Simpson.