Join the fight: Eight burgers for Dave: Day 4

Nachos Burger

America and sports go together like… well, America and watching sports on TV. While eating Nachos. And if Dave had a break from killing uppity Battlemasters, he’d probably kick back for one of these.

These burgers are for Dave – from John Birmingham’s latest novel Emergence: A Dave Hooper Novel – to help fuel his endless fight against the demon horde! You should totally go buy it right now.

Bun and burger

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Corn chips

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Guacamole

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Salsa

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Melted cheese

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Jalapeños

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Bun

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‘Mericanness:

It’s like American TV wrestling all in one burger. Five The People’s Elbow stars!

Actual taste:

If you like nachos, you’ll dig this messy arse burger. Jalapeños add a blind tag that will have you tapping out… of wrestling terms… It’s a tasty tasty burger. Has a half life of a soggy Doritos so get in quick.

Estimated minutes of helping Dave:

If it is good enough for The Rock – it’s good enough to power Dave for seventy-five minutes.

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So kick back, turn the TV onto CNN and watch live as Dave rips the horde a new one. Because that’s what life is all about, when you think about it.

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