I finally score one!
Jas: I don’t want to brush my teeth.
Dad: But what about the monsters?
Jas [eye cocked]: Monsters who want to brush my teeth?
Dad: yes but you can fight them off with your toothbrush!
Jas [all excited]: I want to brush my teeth!!
But then Jas hits back…
Dad: You’re the apple of my eye!
Jas: But I’m not a computer. Silly Dad!
I swear she eats three or four apples a week. I have no idea why Apple computers were first to mind. #badparent