You pashed WHO? Conversations too early

Jasmine (4yo): I pashed Matthew.
Dad (35yo): [choking] You did what?
Jasmine: I said to Matthew, I pashed you.
Dad: You said to Matthew that you pashed him?
Jasmine: [yelling to make herself understood, like an American in a Spanish country] I said to Matthew, pash you!
Dad: You’re four! How do you even know that word? Who taught you that word? Why did you say it?
Jasmine: He said Jasmine-wazmin!
Dad: [Suffering from temporal reality conversion]: He said Jasmine-wazmin so you said Matthew-pashew?
Jasmine: Yes! Silly Dad!


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